Good Engineer or Two.

jonathanmarcus: I am looking for a good engineer or two to help me build a new web service (in the...

1. Dwyane Wade, Miami, 2006 It’s hard to overstate how...

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Last night (11pm) I ordered a pair of jeans from Zappos. I selected the free shipping option which...

To my thoughtful neighbors:

For the longest time I could not figure out why there was such an inordinate amount of hair on my...

“Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry has been accused of...”
— ESPN - Bengals’ Henry...

marco: I had another such idea in the car once. You know...

“THE WIRE I’m disappointed in the finale. This...”
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Petition to Hire ESPNs Bill Simmons as the...

ESPN - Blazers admonish Oden after hearing he...

Odd Combo

When I was in the gym there was a girl (maybe 16 or 17) on the machine next to me listening to Lil...

“…while 30-year-old wannabe modelizer Koyfman, however...”
— Debunk: Did College Humor Just...

Bush is a Furry.

The Old Ball and Chain

I’m single. A few of my friends are engaged to be married. I often try to make plans with my...

“Stop that $1 million check: It turns out the call girl...”
— The Associated Press: Spitzer...

“It was more like KG tanked it. I think the other guys still...”
— ESPN - Wolves owner Taylor...

“SOUTH: Memphis over Marquette: I have to tell this story...”
— ESPN Page 2 - The Sports Gal:...

“As we ate Polish Pastrami swiss cheese dogs and choked down...”
— The G Manifesto

Seeing this Ferarri concept makes me wonder if car companies...

“UCLA Medical Center is taking steps to fire at least 13...”
— UCLA workers snooped in...

The Wire

As much as I was looking forward to the season finale of the Wire, it was a bitter sweet moment as I...

azizisbored: Dear kid that lives next door to Paul, I’m subletting Paul’s place for a bit and we...

A real email!

A real email follows!
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2008 22:55:13
To: "First Last" <email address>
Subject: "First", Rare Opportunity Knocks
Dear "First",
I'm very excited about this news: Andy Wibbles and Darren Rowse are teaching their blogging course again. It's been three years since they taught this course live, and since then both Andy and Darren have become even bigger names in the online world. I'm actually quite surprised that they are taking the time to teach this again.
Andy Wibbles is author of Blogwild! A Guide for Small Business Blogging (published around the world), and Darren Rowse writes Problogger which is widely acknowledged as the #1 blogging blog on the Internet."

Airborne: You've been blacklisted.

A few years back I watched a show called “Outside the Box” which profiled interesting companies, and...

Paradise Hotel

Jon: Watching "Amore" on MTV last night really got me thinking about how pumped I am that Paradise Hotel is on tonight.
Me: Are you nervous about who will get sent home from Paradise?
Jon: A little.
Me: After the show, are you going to blog about it?
Jon: Depends who is forced to leave Paradise.

QQ: What is the fastest "0 to global"...

dihard: Basically, what brand (company, product, person, any entity that holds a brand identity) do...

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Jerry: Where did you get this [caution tape]?
Kramer: I got it from my cop buddy Doug.
Jerry: You sure have a lot of friends, how come I never see any of these people?
Kramer: They wanna know why they never see you.

Nicaraguan children from the community of San Gregorio,...

Upping the Ante

“THE PRICE IS RIGHT, hosted by Drew Carey, returns to prime time with six new MILLION DOLLAR...

    pile: Facebook harbinger of death #2: A piece of digital...

Better Burger in NYC

My brother has gotten me hooked on Better Burger. For those who love burgers and fries, and...

Max Delivery

Max Delivery, here’s one for you. You have an easy to use website, an amazing selection of...

Spirit Airlines: Why you should NEVER...

I have flown on many different airlines, and thought I had experienced the worst. That is, until I...

Why? Why? Why?

I can’t play Duck Hunt until I figure out where she...

I love trouble.

“A dispute between neighbors over the height of grass turned...”
— Dispute over lawn turns deadly...

“I had a teacher who used to say revolution is impossible in...”
— ESPN - So long, Suns,...

It’s official: The Phoenix Suns have traded Shaq for...

Pat Riley aka "El Magico"

I’m giddy just writing this. It appears as though Riley is about to pull off the...

Home Depot Scam: Please Read

Fwd: EmailA “Heads Up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the...

He's a Banker.

The other night at dinner, during casual converstation, a father was asked what his son is up to, to...

Exercise Guru

Whenever I’m in a crowded gym I like to make up exercise routines by doing crazy maneuvers with the...

“An unnamed source has claimed a New England Patriots...”
— ESPN - Report: Source claimed...

“Heat Now Officially The League’s Worst”
— RealGM: Now if we can just...

I hate when movie trailers say: “Rambo 12, The Best...

Thank you Apple

There is nothing I hate more than poor customer service, which is one of the reasons I considered...

 I would go simply to see Lupe. Kanye would just be an added...

“Authorities in economically stressed cities see an increase...”
— Broke homeowners linked to...

My favorite Sundance 2008 movies

zachklein: The Wackness Coming-of-age tale set in New York City, 1994. Teenage pot dealer trades...

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azizisbored: BUY KING ON KONG ON DVD PLEASE. DO IT. This...

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Greatest Dunk Ever. 

This guy is perfect for a start-up.

The kid is legitimately terrified.

Some companies change the grille.  We change the game. Why...

Marijuana Vending Machine: I'm moving back to...

“A check with the NBA office this week confirmed that should...”
— Yeah… Shaq’s just...

I drank some cayanne pepper in tea to help with my sore throat and now I’m going deaf in my...

Emmanuelle Chriqui was born in Montreal, Quebec, to...

“I’ve tinkered like Tinkerbell’s ever tinkered....”
— Pat Riley Riley needs to shut...

“While confirming that he needs surgery on his torn right...”
— ESPN - Rivers will need second...

So you aren’t supposed to defecate in the pool/sauna?

Walmart Employee: “Hello ‘dis Walmarts, how can...

HAWKS: 2007-08 Hawks Game Highlights

“Grammy nominated for Best Rap Song and the No 1 song on the...”
— Soulja Boy Makes History As...

Bobbe J is BACK! — humangiant “I got a pool in the...

“The controversial former world chess champion, Bobby...”
— Chess legend dies RIP B.Fisch...

I am NOT Zach Klein (via Keegan Jones) —...

“The Dwight Howard Award for “Guy who can’t be...”
— ESPN Page 2 - Simmons: Express...

“50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Wyclef, Timbaland Reportedly Named...”
— 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Others...

Chad Ford actually got one right this time. Chad...

Thug Life

Lately I have been watching a lot of documentary television on prison and gang life. Shows such as...

Free LAX Shuttle to In-N-Out Burger

Bring on the Patriots!

Either way you’re screwed.

Filming some new Shutterbugs today. — azizisbored —...

“With his team struggling and in need of a significant roster...”
— RealGM: Wiretap Archives:...

“Golf Channel anchor Kelly Tilghman has apologized after...”
— ESPN - Report: Golf Channel...

“There are only three options left for dealing with social...”
— White Flight: You and Mark...

“Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a...”
— Walter Chrysler

Inevitably, Hotwire Communications can...

Juan, Once again I am writing to let you know how displeased I am with Hotwire. I realize that my...

205 Million in cold, hard, cash. Recovered in a mexican...

It appears as though someone took my idea and ran with it. I...

NBA Scouting

Below is a scouting report from the 2002 NBA draft written by Andy Katz. Brandon Roy was considering...

Hollywood Spin Doctor.

From Marc Andreessen’s Blog: The big macro story is that once upon a time, most Americans...

Octagon UFC fighters have finally gotten a book...

“The director of a US zoo where an escaped tiger killed one...”
— BBC NEWS | Americas | Tiger...

Hugh Gallagher college admission essay

This is an actual essay written by a college applicant. The author, Hugh Gallagher, now attends NYU....

Men vs. Women

Difference between men and women 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can...

Need a win boost? Dump all your troubles on the Knicks. See...

“Everyone feels pain. Either the pain of hard work, or the...”

Two dope pieces of artwork by Pablo Picasso and...

“I’ll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little...”
— Papa Burgandy

Hair shot part 2 — beyda What happens when this guy is...

“Leonard Ellerbe, Mayweather’s adviser and best friend,...”
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Irate fans chant ‘Fire Isiah! He’s got to go!...

No Charlie, its not AOL

My uncle charlie is convinced that being on AOL for too long causes our entire internet connection...

Wii

I may be late to the game on this one…Tiger Woods Golf on Nintendo Wii. WOW.

Did someone shit their pants?

I hate when I get in an elevator and I am smacked in the face with a stench that was left by the...

how many five year olds could you take in a fight? (via...

Sports guy for knicks gm

Sadly, the knicks are the most embarrassing franchise in all of sports. I put this squarely on the...