KATOMATE

Apr
3rd

Thu

Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry has been accused of punching an 18-year-old man in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle, according to court documents filed Wednesday.

Henry, who was arrested four times during a 14-month span, was suspended by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell for the first half of last season for repeatedly violating the league’s conduct policy.

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ESPN - Bengals’ Henry accused of assault, warrant issued for arrest - NFL

This guy is a real live wire.

Mar
31st

Mon

marco:

I had another such idea in the car once. You know how when you get on the highway, you roll up the windows because you’re speeding up and it’s getting too windy? Why doesn’t someone make a car window that rolls up the windows automatically when you speed up?

Yeah. Tiff won’t let me forget that one.

“Why doesn’t someone make a car window that rolls up the windows automatically when you speed up?”

BMW does make a car with the window feature, or at least they did. The BMW 850 had windows that would automatically roll up when you hit 65 mph to help increase aerodynamics. I still believe the 850 is the most timeless body shape BMW has ever created.

Dwight’s Second Life

THE WIRE
I’m disappointed in the finale. This definitely can’t be the last Wire. It definitely has to go on, because there were too many things that were left untied for me. Like Marlo going back on the street, like Carcetti. And they never showed what happened with Randy.

It never seemed like a real ending to me. It seemed like there was another season. Maybe because I love The Wire so much, I just want more. I love the story if that was three episodes from the end. You know what I mean? I didn’t like the end.

And then my little poor man, Dukie. That just crushed me when I saw him doing heroin.

I had a friend whose mother was a junkie. His grandmother gave him a Sega one year, and when he came home, all of his stuff was gone, because his mom had got to it and sold it. Basically, he knew that he would have to hide his things…

…There were times where I was approached by people in the game, but my buddy’s cousin basically ran the ‘hood. If something was about to go down, they would tell us to go home. If there was gonna be a shootout, they made sure we were as far away as possible.

— Tyson Chandler blogs about The Wire

Petition to Hire ESPNs Bill Simmons as the Milwaukee Bucks GM

A 6 year-old is on fire at Benihana

Mar
28th

Fri

ESPN - Blazers admonish Oden after hearing he played in pick-up games - NBA I think this ranks as bonehead move of the century.

Mar
27th

Thu

Odd Combo

When I was in the gym there was a girl (maybe 16 or 17) on the machine next to me listening to Lil Wayne on her Ipod (the music was blaring) while watching Full House on TV. And this wasn’t just any Lil Wayne song…it contained some of the following lines: “I’m the hottest N***A under the sun” ….”Fuck up my dream, somebody goin’ die tonight”…

Mixing Lil Wayne and Full House is like a guy free balling in an underwear commercial. It makes no sense.

…while 30-year-old wannabe modelizer Koyfman, however engaging, is as much a grown-up as Barry Diller is an internet guru.

Comment by: Lodwicktologist

Quote from his ‘goodbye’ email to CollegeHumor staff: ‘This is a truly unique place with unbelievable people and tremendously positive energy. But I have always wanted to go off on my own and do something independent and entrepreneurial. And if I don’t do so now, I probably never will. So, alas I am off to give it a shot.’

My money is on ‘never will’. Mo, you will not be missed.

— Debunk: Did College Humor Just Shake Off Adult Supervision?

Mar
24th

Mon

Bush is a Furry.